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13 Going on 30 Kristin Schrock   Showcase Cinemas   24 April 2004 Can Jennifer Garner be anymore appealing? I think not.

40 Year Old Virgin Kristin Schrock   Showcase Cinemas Norwood (w/o cup holders!)   05 September 2005 Steve Carrell is not a well man. A comedy that isn't cruel and is (surprise) actually funny. The end credits are worth the 8 bucks alone.

A Mighty Wind Kristin Schrock   Landmark Theater--Chicago   19 April 2003 Although not as good as Best In Show, it does have some very funny moments. It's probably not worth going to see in a theatre, but it's always a treat to see so many funny people together, obviously enjoying what they're doing. And, although they poke fun at folk music, the music isn't all that bad. I was also happy to see Nasedo of "Roswell" make a brief appearance.

A Shark Tale Kristin Schrock   Newport on the Levee (with 2 small children)   22 October 2004 Absolute hackery--a collection of "inside" jokes that I can't imagine would appeal to children (allusions to Jaws, The Godfather, Gladiator, Untouchables). I chuckled a few times at some reggae jellyfish, but that was it. Even the animation failed to delight. Blah.

About Schmidt Kristin Schrock   Theatre   26 January 2003 Because this was done by the Election guy, I was hoping it would be funnier. Schmidt has retired and sort of realizes that he's been a failure at life. I'm always going to be a fan of those kinds of movies. And I was happy to see the Mayor from Buffy make an appearance, even though he was not evil. Although it did take him a long time to get some beer. Hmmm.

Adaptation Kristin Schrock   Theatre   02 February 2003 Remember, 'member when Nicolas Cage was an actor? Yeah, those were good times. This movie will make you weep for the Con Airs and the Rocks that he wasted himself on. Not as good as Being John Malkovich, but an entertaining and sometimes wrenching movie about writing a movie about writing a movie and so on. Its Meta-ness will sort of make your head spin. It has a strange third act that merits discussion, though.

American Splendor Kristin Schrock   DVD   27 March 2004 This was an interesting "bio" pic about an undergroud comic book writer, Harvey Pekar. Interesting in that it has meta elements, wherein Pekar narrated aspects, appeared on film intermitently, and commented on the action. From the movie, it seems that his comic books are very similar. Also, I love me some Hope Davis who plays his wife.

Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever Kristin Schrock   DVD   01 January 2003 The "plot" keeps this from being a good B-flick on par with Reign of Fire. Lucy Liu is cool and there's this scene where she pulls these club-like things out of her coat and proceeds to kick all sorts of a**. But it fails in the way that I think Sleepless in Seattle fails--it keeps it's two leads apart for too long. But its not the worst movie in the world, although I have already broken my resolution to stop watching crappy movies.

Batman Begins Kristin Schrock   Oakley Drive-In (w/ hotdog and drumstick)   25 June 2005 I'm probably the only one who is not particularly interested in the beginnings of Batman. To me, it's enough to know that his parents were killed and now he dresses up like a bat to fight crime. That being said--this one is good popcorn fun, especially at the drive in. And it was fun to count the number of British people in this thing--including Batman himself.

Bourne Supremacy Kristin Schrock   Kenwood Theatre   21 August 2004 I posted this some time ago--but it was lost! For some reason, Matt Damon's Jason Bourne is incredibly compelling. I don't even like Matt Damon. But these movies are popcorn fun--despite the fact that the director was a little two keen on the hand-held camera. What's the point of having a beautifully choreographed fight scene if you can't see what's going on?

Bride & Prejudice Kristin Schrock   Esquire Theatre   05 March 2005 An adaptation of Pride and Prejudice via Bollywood. It's difficult to review the movie outside the novel--that is, if you didn't know/love Pride and Prejudice would you like the movie? It was colorful and fun--even with singing. The biggest failing for me was Darcy. He's portrayed more as an American boob--rather than prideful. He stares vacantly rather than smolders. On the bright side--Sayid of Lost plays Mr. Bingley and my favorite mother, Marsha Mason shows up as Darcy's mother (playing the Lady Katherine role).

Brotherhood of the Wolf (except in French) Kristin Schrock   DVD   21 September 2003 I thought this involved werewolves. I was mistaken. And it took me most of the movie to figure that out. A highly stylized frenchie movie about a beast terrorizing the french countryside. Two strangers come to town to try to solve the mystery. One happens to be a very compelling Iroquois who was clearly not played by a Native American, proving that even the French don't cast Indians to play Indians. So I was all for the movie until it took a weird turn in a brothel. I had two theories about the "mystery" of the beast. Both were correct in a very convuluted revelation. 2 Points for me!

Bubba Ho-Tep Kristin Schrock   DVD   04 July 2004 Bruce Campbell stars as an old Elvis, stuck in a nursing home where the residents are having their souls sucked by an ancient mummy. Incredibly bizarre, but I can never resist the charm of Bruce Campbell who even in the silliness brings an element of gravity as the movie tries to touch on mortality and the meaning of life--especially when you're at the end. All that being said--this is probably only for Bruce Campbell fans and there are dozens of us! Dozens!--oh, and Mike Gadd? I really, really liked Lost in Translation. So, at least there's someone else.

Bulletproof Monk Kristin Schrock   DVD   21 September 2003 I probably shouldn't claim this one since I fell asleep through large portions in the middle. This was not my choice of a rental. Chow and Sean William Scott manage to have a great deal of chemistry despite being saddled with a weak script. That's about all I can say about it.

Casablanca Kristin Schrock   VHS   31 January 2003 Not that you really need me to tell you this is a great movie. However, ABennett and I figured something out while watching it. Although everyone smokes pretty much constantly throughout the entire movie, we are only shown a cigarrette being lit 4 times. I can now add that bit of trivia to the one about the Little Peole in the background at the end.

Chicago Kristin Schrock   Theatre   11 January 2003 I am not a big fan of the musical. But this one was fun with good dance numbers, and much better than Moulin Rouge. I kept waiting for the tap number which did not disappoint--even without jazz hands. And, Richard Gere, can belt it out.

City By the Sea Kristin Schrock   DVD   03 August 2003 Part of my "I shun society" movie-fest. This one has the pretty-pretty James Franco as the junkie son of cop, Robert Dinero. This movie wanted to say something about fathers and sons--and it comes close--but it's not quite there. James Franco does a lovely job, though, and Eliza Dushku appears as his ex-junkie girlfriend.

Coffee and Cigarrettes Kristin Schrock   DVD   02 October 2004 A bunch of actors improvise in various, seemingly unrelated vignettes. I confess, I did doze off in the middle, but I especially enjoyed Bill Murray's bit and Cate Blanchette's.

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Kristin Schrock   DVD   13 September 2003 I love me some Sam Rockwell. Even his bum--which we get to see naked again and again. This movie loved Sam Rockwell's bum. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but still--there's a lot of naked Sam Rockwell in just a 2 hour movie.

Constantine Kristin Schrock   DVD   26 August 2005 The story is compelling--Constantine is trying to buy his way back into heaven by sending demons back to hell (the short-lived TV series Brimstone had a similar premise). He's reluctant, angry, and damned. Unfortunately, he's played by Keanu Reeves (who is clearly channeling Clint Eastwood). The best part--Tilda Swinton shows up as Gabriel.

Dark Water Kristin Schrock   DVD   12 February 2006 My beau works at half price books and can check out DVDs. So we end up watching movies we wouldn't ordinarily rent because it's free and we're cheap. Hence, Dark Water--which adds water to list of the ordinary things that are creepy (right below corn). Inexplicably, it has real stars in it. Apparently, these stars never saw the Ring because this is pretty much the same movie--without the well.

Dawn of the Dead Kristin Schrock   AMC Theatres--Newport on the Levee   26 March 2004 I took this one for the team. A mistake I will not make again. I momentarily forgot that I don't like horror movies and I don't like blood and guts. I didn't watch most of the movie, but, I think, if you liked horror movies and lots of blood and guts, this one would not disappoint. There were few quips; the characters were believable, and the zombies seriously scary. And, the more I think about it, this movie offers up some interesting horror movie morality. I also learned a valuable lesson--let the dog go; never, ever, chase after a dog when the streets are swarming with zombies.

Deliver Us From Eva Kristin Schrock   DVD   12 July 2003 I am a sucker for any re-interpretation of Taming of the Shrew. And this one was probably more enjoyable than it should have been due to the luscious-don't-call-it-a-comback- L.L. Cool J who licks his lips like NO ONE else. My enjoyment was only hampered by a weak third act which made us say, "Wha?" and "Huh?"

Die Another Day Kristin Schrock   Multi-Plex   23 November 2002 Pierce Brosnan wants Bond to be more than what it is. I applaud that, but he just doesn't have anywhere to go with his acting chops. This one is remarkable for some good swordplay. After watching a bit of Diamonds are Forever over the Thanksgiving holiday (yeah for marathons) I noticed how much was borrowed from that movie: scorpions, hovercrafts, diamonds, and a bad guy who is seemingly dead (in Diamonds case it's Blofeld).

Dirty Pretty Things Kristin Schrock   Theatre   04 September 2003 I went to the theatre in the mood to see something. And this one was the only one that hadn't started yet. And it was excellent. A gritty story about illegal immigrants in London. Rule Number One: Never, ever, stick your hand into a bloody toilet. It only leads to trouble.

Dogville Kristin Schrock   DVD   15 January 2005 This movie is dressed up like something I would enjoy--independent movie with meaningful themes at work, co-starring patricia clarkson, 19th century titles for each chapter. But, unfortunately, it was an incredibly dull morality play where everyone kept whispering.

Donnie Darko Kristin Schrock   VHS   14 September 2003 This movie is messed up. But in a very good way. Donnie Darko hears voices. He sees a man in a rabbit suit named Frank. Frank tells Donnie the end of the world is coming. Is Donnie schizophrenic? Has he unlocked the secret of time travel? It's bizarre and funny and incredibly sad (my favorite kinds of movies). Also, Patrick Swayze is getting himself some work. Woo!

Edge of Madness Kristin Schrock   DVD   10 February 2003 Once upon a time Canadian Alice Munro wrote an unremarkable short story, "Wilderness Station." Someone decided to make a movie out of this story, and I was pleased because I like to support Canadian culture. Little did I know that they would make this story into one of the WORST MOVIES EVER (The Scarlet Letter still holds the position as THE worst movie ever. Despite this movie's attempt to dethrone the Scarlet Letter, it retains its title.) And, if you're like me, you might be thinking, "How bad could it be?" and think about seeing it (like watching the Island of Dr. Moroux). But its not even bad in a good way. It's just bad.

Enigma Kristin Schrock   VHS   17 February 2003 I would've been happy with a code-breaking thriller. But this was something other. A wonderfully sad Dougray Scott and a dapper spy Jeremy Northam were the highlights.

Eternal Sunshine of the *Spotless* Mind Kristin Schrock   Kenwood Theatre   20 March 2004 **EDITED to correct the title. Duh.**I had some expectations, which weren't entirely fulfilled. This wasn't exactly a mind trip, or really that enjoyable. But it was interesting, which is always something, and in the end it was a thoughtful little love story. Better as a rental I think, then forking over the 7 bucks for a ticket.

Fantastic Four Kristin Schrock   DVD   19 December 2005 Not much to recommend this superhero movie except that it is probably better than the Hulk and DareDevil (probably). The Human Torch is somewhat appealing and it's always nice to see Horatio Hornblower's Ioan Gruffudd doing ANYTHING (even without his lovely Welsh accent). The movie does make the mistake of putting its charismatic bad guy in a metal mask--because that's what you want to do when you have Julian McMahon, cover him up.

Far From Heaven Kristin Schrock   DVD   04 May 2003 Despite being very stylish and outstanding performances by Dennis Quaid, Julianne Moore (when she cries she rips your insides out), and Dennis Haysbert, this movie wasn't as good as I was expecting. Of course, since most people I know billed it as the greatest thing since sliced bread, it was sure to disappoint. Sliced bread rocks!

Four Brothers Kristin Schrock   Oakley Drive-In   20 August 2005 Disproved my theory that any movie is good at the drive-in. Also, Marky Mark is getting old--it's very depressing. The best part was the previews because they had been spliced in backwards (picture and sound) which made that new Monster-Bat movie look awesome.

From Hell Kristin Schrock   DVD   28 October 2002 I fell asleep in the middle. And I watched this during the day. Not as compelling as I expected (hence the falling asleep thing). But I did wake up in time to see who Jack the Ripper was--at least who the movie identifies. I couldn't help thinking how similar Johnny Depp's character was to his rendition of Ichabod Crane and how much more I enjoyed Sleepy Hollow.

Ghost Dog Kristin Schrock   DVD   21 September 2003 Wow. What a wonderful movie. Droopy eyed Forest Whitacker is an urban samurai, and really to say more than that may give too much of it away. It's wonderful. Go, now, rent it tonight.

Happy Accidents Kristin Schrock   DVD   01 January 2003 I think I'm in love with Vincent D'nofrio who perhaps gives the steamiest explanation of the Time Travel (yes, Time Travel) in the history of film. This movie made me wish that I could bear to watch his Law & Order show.

Hellboy Kristin Schrock   Showcase Cinemas   03 April 2004 I don't know anything about the comic book, and this movie didn't really inspire any curiosity. Not bad. Not great. Ron Perlman is surprisingly (or maybe not so surprisingly) good. It made me wish he did more stuff. It also featured (for Julie) a box of kittens in the one truly funny scene.

History of Violence Kristin Schrock   Danbarry Dollar Saver   02 December 2005 This seems like two movies mashed together. One movie is sort of like a reverse Witness--small town diner owner must re-enter seedy underworld in order to return to quiet life. The other is a much more interesting movie about the nature of violence, as something we are all capable off. But together, there's something missing. Also, Viggo Mortensen just can't play normal guy. He tries, but he's got a bit of the creepy-factor going on.

Hitch Kristin Schrock   In-Flight Movie   03 June 2005 This movies proved two things to me: 1) Will Smith is incredibly gifted at making utter crap somewhat entertaining and 2) asthmatics are funny.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Kristin Schrock   Theatre   25 January 2003 Really a 6.5--I have to stop seeing romantic comedies. Please, someone stop me. They really just depress me. And this one wasn't any worse than any others. M.M wears some nice t-shirts, and singing "You're So Vain" is actually the climax of the movie. And, if you were watching, because you are in love with the line, "I was a *#$*#@ bet?" then you would be sorely disappointed.

I, Robot Kristin Schrock   Borrowed DVD   23 May 2005 It was a lot like Short Circuit, really. With more guns and CGI.

Ice Harvest Kristin Schrock   Showcase Cinemas Norwood (Bargain Tuesdays)   29 November 2005 I was playing hooky from work, so I was pretty much going to enjoy anything. This one is a darker Gross-Pointe Blank that doesn't quite work, but John Cusack can pretty much sell me on anything.

If You Added Up Everything You Are Afraid Of Kristin Schrock   DVD (My Brother's House)   30 November 2002 If you forget this is a Jack Ryan movie, it's not that bad. It wants to be soemthing like Fail Safe with the Americans and Russians posturing, both not wanting to appear weak yet not wanting to start a nuclear war. But Ben Affleck isn't really believable as the Jack Ryan we know.

I'll Sleep When I'm Dead Kristin Schrock   DVD   07 August 2005 From the guy who did the excellent Croupier, this is a bit too slow to be recommended. But, as alwasy, Clive Hot Clive Owen delivers a subtle and compelling performance. The story seemed more suited towards a short-story rather than a movie, though.

In America Kristin Schrock   DVD   01 June 2004 I think I used to hate Samantha Morton--possibly because she played Jane Eyre in that A&E adaptation. But she's got some chops that will rock your world. This wasn't really what I expected, but a pleasant reprieve from the schlock I normally force upon myself.

In Good Company Kristin Schrock   DVD   17 July 2005 Charming movie that's really a romance between Dennis Quaid and Topher Grace. And, for the most part, it works. My biggest beef--the film used a lot of montages (not a bad thing) which made it seem like a lot of time was passing--but it's unclear how much.

In the Bedroom Kristin Schrock   VHS--Ben's Living Room   30 December 2002 This is a slow (in a good way) movie, depicting the aftermath of a son's violent death. Not for the faint of heart as I was in tears for a good portion of it. Tom Wilkinson will just break your heart. Not predictable with a nice, "Independent Film" ending--you know, the kind where I say, "if this is the end, I'm going to kill you." Although I am wondering, are all affluent mothers depicted as being controlling and lacking in physical display of affection?

Intolerable Cruelty Kristin Schrock   DVD   07 March 2004 Clooney is trying his darnedest to make this comedy work. The script is tryin' real hard to be screwball. But despite a few chuckles, it doesn't work, and I haven't been able to put my finger on why. It could be the strange turn it takes in the third act with a hit man. It could be that Catherine Zeta-Jones is a bit blank next to the charisma that naturally emanates from George. Watchable, I guess, if you happen to catch it on cable.

It Should Happen to You (1954) Kristin Schrock   Turner Classic Movies (31 Days of Oscar)   20 February 2005 Gladys Glover (played by the excellent Judy Holliday) wants to make a name for herself. So she rents a billboard and puts her name on it. She then becomes famous for being famous--which seemed strangely pertinent to trends today. Pete (Jack Lemmon) tries to convince her that it's more important for your name to MEAN something, and doesn't understand her quest for fame. Entertaining, but I was a bit peeved. Pete wants to marry Gladys, but can't do that if she's concentrating on her "fame"--which translates into a career in advertising. I kept wanting to yell at him--she's a single woman in New York, she needs to support herself! But she decides to chuck it all to marry Pete and live happily ever after (naturally).

Junk Kristin Schrock   DVD   08 November 2003 A japanese zombie movie wherein the American military is evil (natch) and everyone just stands there and waits to be eaten by the zombies that slowly, ever so slowly (there are the undead, after all) creep towards them. Fun because it's so very bad. Also, even though you've been terrorized by the living dead, seen your friends get eaten, you can still laugh at the end and drive away in a brand new Corvette.

Kill Bill Vol 2 Kristin Schrock   Rave Theatre   16 April 2004 I had some expectations for a fun time with this second installment. Unfortunately, the fun fight movie tranformed into a drama. So I'm not sure what to make of it. It would be interesting to see how it plays out as one film. However, as it stands, its similar to when an artist will release a two disc set--one disc is really good, but the second disc, you know they were reaching, and they needed a good producer (in this case editor) to cut away all the excess. Darryl Hannah, however, is quite good and, perhaps, is the brightest part of this. I don't want to give too much away, but I was bothered by the, what do you call it, simplication or elevation of motherhood. It seems that any time a cool character has a kid, all the fun stuff seems to disappear. David Carradine does some speechifying.

Kill Bill: Vol 1 Kristin Schrock   AMC Theatre--Free Preview   07 October 2003 It was FREE! And the tag line is a quote from The Wrath of Khan. So, Quentin, you pretty much had me at hello. The wonderful thing, I think, about a Quentin Tarantino film is that it is obvious that he takes great joy from every scene. So, if nothing else, it is interesting, and takes you on a fun ride. Not meant for the faint of heart as there is A LOT of blood. But Uma acquits herself nicely and there are some groovy fight scenes. Lucy Liu, as always, ROCKS the free world. And, Uma, has some funky, funky feet. I look forward to Volume 2 where Michael Madsen will get a little screen time.

Lantana Kristin Schrock   DVD   21 August 2005 A wonderfully layered "mystery" starring the Austrailian actors who weren't in LoTR or the Matrix. Full of secrets, lies, infidelity, and a dead body. Midway through the movie, Anthony Lapaglia (a.k.a. Duck Lips) tells the woman with whom he is having an affair, "This doesn't have to end badly." But of course we all know that it does. Also, for Farscape fans, Crais shows up for a split second.

Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Kristin Schrock   DVD   15 May 2005 I'm a big fan of Wes Anderson--and I'd say that bad Wes Anderson is still pretty good. This is a bit too much like Rushmore and Royal Tenenbaums for comfort. That being said--it's not a bad way to spend the time. Also, I do love me some Jeff Goldblum. High points--David Bowie in Portugese and a shout-out to Shackleton.

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Kristin Schrock   Showcase Cinemas Springdale   20 December 2003 It's hard to judge these pictures as I know that the theatrical release is not really the movie that Jackson wants us to see. Some scenes seem truncated and plot lines undeveloped. And, pretty-pretty Legolas seems to be relegated to the background. But, in light of other triologies, this movie didn't make me want to weep for all of the missed opportunities. My enjoyment levels were only hampered by a cell-phone talking patron two rows back and an announcement over the loudspeaker towards the end for an Amber Davis. I officially hate the Springdale theatre.

Lost in Translation Kristin Schrock   Theatre   02 October 2003 A very quiet movie. I didn't walk out of the theatre and said, "That movie ROCKED!" But the more I thought about it, the more I liked it. Bill Murray is SO excellent at being goofy and poignant and lost all at the same time. Sidesteps any potential weirdness that may have developed between an older man and younger woman (are they friends? can they be lovers?), but doesn't shy away from the tension that those questions cause--if that makes any sense. I have always loved Bill Murray, but it is impressive just to see what the man can do. oh, and he sings, too!

Love is Better Than Ever (1952) Kristin Schrock   Turner Classic Movies   14 November 2004 Elizabeth Taylor plays a small-town dance teacher. On a trip to New York she meets and falls in love with a fast talking agent. To save her reputation he has to pretend to be engaged! Which is always an AWESOME plot line. The Agent doesn't want to give up his single lifestyle, but who really can resist Elizabeth Taylor?

Lovely and Amazing Kristin Schrock   VHS--Ben's Living Room   26 December 2002 This won't let me do decimal points, but i would give this 7.5. This is by the same woman who did Walking and Talking--a movie I really, really, dare I say, love. Catherine Keener does unhappy woman like no one else. But even though it was enjoyable, the pay-off at the end was not there and themes that the whole movie plays with were sort of left undeveloped.

Man's Favorite Sport Kristin Schrock   VHS   01 February 2003 This is my favorite Rock Hudson movie, and I was so excited to hear that it was available at the Hollywood Video (since AMC has stopped playing classic movies, B*stards!). Roger Willoughby (Rock Hudson) is a fishing expert who has never been fishing. Abigail (Paula Prentiss) is a PR exec who signs him up for a fishing contest. Wackiness ensues. No, really, it does. A romantic comedy that actually works (for me), but mostly because Rock Hudson spends most of the movie grumpy. Give me a grumpy man, and I'm yours.

Masked and Anonymous Kristin Schrock   Local Art Theatre   19 October 2003 Everyone and their brother was in this movie. Pick an actor? Jeff Bridges--check. Mickey Rourke--Yup. Chris Penn, Christian Slater, Jessica Lange (perhaps on screen for the first time with her King Kong co-star), Giovanni Ribisi, Luke Wilson, Angela Bassett, Val Kilmer, John Goodman, with Bob Dylan in the lead. Where to begin? It's war torn America and John Goodman and Jessica Lange are fixing to put on a benefit concert. The movie felt like an allegory, a retelling of some classic story, but I am not able to connect the dots. So it could just be a bunch of speechifying about music and revolution and war. Basically, war is bad m'kay? With some serious third act problems, this one is probably just for the Bob Dylan fans.

Matrix: Revolutions Kristin Schrock   Showcase Cinemas   11 November 2003 I worked hard to like this movie. I was probably one of the few that enjoyed the 2nd movie. And then the Wachowski Brothers forgot the simple rule of story: it's about the characters, stupid. Morpheus and Trinity get relegated to the background--that offense is hard to forgive. Even Neo seems secondary. I never thought I'd say this, but the Wachowski's probably could've taken a few cues from George Lucas in Return of the Jedi (ewoks notwithstanding). There is not much fun to be had, here, but I will say this: Hugo Weaving is, as always, excellent and Gina Torres is very pretty.

Men in Black 2 Kristin Schrock   DVD (at my Brother's house)   30 November 2002 This was the weekend that I was forced to watch movies that I thought would be awful but turned out to be not so bad. I think Alicia thought this movie to be the dren of all dren. It was mindless, funny in some parts. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones actually do go along way to make crap watchable.

Men With Brooms Kristin Schrock   DVD   18 January 2003 I watched a lot of the women's curling during the last Olympics and although I sort of grasped the concept of the game, I could never figure out how scoring worked. This movie with all of its explanation of the game did not explain the scoring. Although it's always nice to see Paul Gross in anything, the highlight of this movie was really the bloopers they showed during the closing credits.

Million Dollar Baby Kristin Schrock   Kenwood Theatre   20 February 2005 What I've noticed about Clint Eastwood as a director is that he's relaxed. He lets his story do the work for him. This is not the best approach when the story isn't all that--but when the story's good, he just lets it unfold. Million Dollar Baby is good. Well developed characters, solid (and surprising) story. Well done.

Monsoon Wedding Kristin Schrock   DVD   08 February 2003 I thought this was going to be a comedy. It wasn't. At all. The story of three people in India in the midst of wedding preparation of an arranged marriage. Some angst. Some marigold eating. Good music. Although the white subtitles were difficult to read at times.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding Kristin Schrock   Theatre   04 September 2002 A definite crowd pleaser. It was only when I started to think about it, that the movie started to bother me--happy endings and all that. But that's just me. I'm a cold-cold hearted person. I'm sure you'll love it.

Oceans Twelve Kristin Schrock   In-Flight Movie   03 June 2005 Complete dren. Brad Pitt is still very pretty.

Old School Kristin Schrock   DVD   27 March 2004 To counter the "good film" pick of American Splendor, rented this. I was curious (despite bad reviews) because I adore Luke Wilson and Vince Vaughn. Surprisingly, Luke Wilson is a bit of a dud as the straight man, but Vince Vaughn and Will Farrell elicit a few chuckles. There may be some misogynistic undertones in this, but I'm choosing not to think about it too much.

Once Upon a Honeymoon (1948) Kristin Schrock   Turner Classic Movies   19 January 2006 Ginger Rogers unknowingly marries a Nazi. Cary Grant tries to convince her of her mistake while they and Hitler travel across Europe--leaving destruction in their wake. Then they escape together to France where they become spies. Here's the thing: it's a romantic comedy. So it has all sorts of weird tonal shifts. I'm not sure it's possible to have a romantic comedy wherin Hitler makes a brief appearance (in a hall) as well as in news reels. Nazis just aren't funny.

Paycheck Kristin Schrock   Showcase Cinemas Milford   26 December 2003 This felt more like a Sci-Fi movie of the week. The dialogue was stilted, the anvils heavy, and the plotting mechanical. La'Fleck discovers something DISASTROUS but has his memory erased. He has to piece the puzzle together to save the world. Literally. His pre-memory wipe self mails post-memory wipe self a package with all the pieces he'll need. It's the only fun to be had here as it is interesting to try to figure out how each item will be utilized. I'll say this, La'Fleck was very good in Going All the Way.

Personal Velocity Kristin Schrock   DVD   13 July 2003 ABennett says I have an unnatural attraction to Parker Posey. I can't really comment on that. But she never disappoints. This movie is an adaptation of three short stories, so it's sort of just three vignettes. Three different women try (and sometimes succeed) in changing their lives. Subtle and nearly perfect portrayals. My only qualm is that since they're adapted from short stories, the movement in character is so slight that I'm not sure it lends itself well to a movie.

Phone Booth Kristin Schrock   DVD   06 September 2003 I picked this one up because I thought it would be a fun-bad movie. And it wasn't that great, but I had expected it to be worse. Which was kind of disappointing in a way. But in the end, it was kind of stupid. But, you've got to love the Velvety Sutherland.

Pieces of April Kristin Schrock   DVD   03 April 2004 A surprisingly affective movie. Katie Holmes (the bad daughter) invites her family to one last thanksgiving (her mother is dying of cancer). Her stove breaks and she has to scatter to cook the turkey. A bit predictable, sometimes funny, and a surprisingly sad/bittersweet ending. Often times the family dynamics were too familiar to be funny. Keep the tissues handy for the ending. Patricia Clarkson, you are my hero.

Possession Kristin Schrock   DVD   16 February 2003 I hated this book with the fire of a thousand suns. So I didn't have high hopes for the movie, even with Neil LaBute directing. It wasn't terrible. It wasn't great. Jeremy Northam had some floppy hair.

Psycho Beach Party Kristin Schrock   DVD   21 September 2005 A spoof of 50/60's Beach movies, specifically Gidget. Much more entertaining and funny than it has any right to be--mostly due to the talents of the lead, Lauren Ambrose (of Six Feet Under fame).

Punch-Drunk Love Kristin Schrock   DVD   03 August 2003 I'm not exactly sure what to make of this. It's interesting. Adam Sandler actually portrays a believable character whose loneliness is almost too much to bear. Is it possible that he's actually an actor? There's a wonderful scene where Barry (that's Adam Sandler) is in the grocery store and he sort of begs the products, "Just tell me what I need," as though he could buy something to fill the void. And I love Phillip Seymour Hoffman who only gets a small role here that mostly involves a lot of yelling and swearing. However, despite the fact that Barry has some problems, the film wants us to believe that falling in love will make everything better.

Punisher Kristin Schrock   DVD   08 January 2005 So John Travolta kills the Punisher's family. His entire family. We're talking aunts, uncles, cousins, nephews. Dude, it's harsh. So, of course, John Travolta gets punishment. I enjoyed this movie immensely--even with John Travolta as the bad dude. I'm not even sure why--could be that the Punisher is oddly compelling. Could be that it's not trying to be slick or particularly clever. I'm kind of hoping they make a sequel.

Red Eye Kristin Schrock   DVD   29 January 2006 Servicable thriller. I didn't quite buy the shift from crying victim to kick-a** herione. But it did feature Veronica Mars' Beaver (the character) credited as "Headphone Kid's brother".

Reefer Madness (the Musical) Kristin Schrock   DVD   27 November 2005 A musical I enjoyed--mostly because Kristen Bell (lately of Veronica Mars) is so talented that words are insufficient to describe her awesomeness.

Reign of Fire (a.k.a. the Dragon Movie) Kristin Schrock   Theatre   16 September 2002 Rated high for enjoyment level, not quality. In the words of Jennifer Beals, "This isn't a peace treaty." But I haven't had this much fun at the theatre in a very long time. It's even better when you queer the movie: The Bale's love for Gerard Butler (who played Atilla the Hun as a gentle lover) is tested in a dystopian world when a crazy, totally buff Matthew McCaughnahey comes to save the day.

Rollerball (1970 Version) Kristin Schrock   DVD   19 June 2004 Better than I expected--corporations are evil, 'mkay, but humanity cannot be repressed forever as Rollerball Star James Caan resists the corporate directive to retire. The Rollerball games are overlong and it's somewhat predictable, but not a bad way to spend a cable-less evening.

Romeo Is Bleeding Kristin Schrock   VHS   25 October 2002 Were I to make a list of my favorite movies, this would be at the top. It's twisted and terrible and makes a not-very-good guy very sympathetic. Loses a point for gore (not a fan of the blood).

Scotland, PA Kristin Schrock   DVD   03 September 2003 A revisiting of the Scottish play. This one set in the 70's around a diner called Duncan's (he built his fortune on Donuts). Remarkably good--even though there's some strange tonal shifts. Featured a Wittenberg Alum as Duncan and Christopher Walken as MacDuff. Woo!

Secretary Kristin Schrock   DVD   27 April 2003 One of the best movies I've seen in a long while (granted, if this list is any evidence, I see a lot of bad movies, but still). I'm tempted to give it a 10. Someone should give James Spader an award. Even the Independent Spirit Awards ignored him! Despite the S&M (yes, S&M) elements (No, they don't wear the outfits), this is a surprisingly affecting love story. In fact, in all of its weirdness, it's kind of sweet.

Shanghai Knights Kristin Schrock   Theatre   08 February 2003 My new boyfriend Owen Wilson is very, very funny. A mindless romp with an inspired "Singing in the Rain" fight sequence. The bloopers at the end had me in tears. I would've watched an entire movie of those.

Shaun of the Dead Kristin Schrock   DVD   14 February 2005 I like my zombies the old fashioned way--slow. A fun zombie comedy--but not a spoof--that elevates the zombie metaphor to the surface. Very enjoyable (with only a few gross bits).

Sin City Kristin Schrock   Kenwood Theatre   16 April 2005 It's hard to judge this movie. Visually, it's impressive--but it's ultra-violent despite the fact that the blood was not often red. There were things that I liked--the noir elements, Clive Owen--but as a whole it didn't really feel like a movie. I suspect it would only appeal to graphic novel fans.

Spider-man 2 Kristin Schrock   Kenwood Theatre   04 July 2004 What's not to like (at least if you're me): superhero, directed by Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell cameo. And then add characters with depth, unexpected humor, and a sincerity that is often lacking in blockbusters and I was pretty much grinning from start to finish. It's not a peace treaty, but it was some popcorn fun on a hot summer day. Also, Tobey McGuire may have to battle Elijah Wood for the biggest, bluest eyes in movies today.

Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie Kristin Schrock   DVD (rented for an 8 year old)   01 April 2005 I enjoy the Spongebob cartoon. The movie seemed overlong and there was singing--but, dude, David Hasselhoff. It's really no wonder that the Germans love him so.

Spring Forward Kristin Schrock   DVD   30 September 2002 I love Liev Schreiber. I don't love him enough to suffer through Jakob the Liar, so I do have standards. I don't think this indie ever got theatrical distribution. It's basically Liev and Ned Beatty talking in these lovely vignettes. It's beautifully filmed; it's surprising; and Liev is so very tall.

Sweet Home Alabama Kristin Schrock   Theatre   19 October 2002 Well, it's a romantic comedy. So I should know by now to walk out before the end. But, like Alicia says, the husband makes it not quite so bad and Reese Witherspoon (I've been a fan since Election) seems game for anything--except for the clothes they put her in. A bit disappointing that it was not actually filmed in Alabama.

Sweet Smell of Success Kristin Schrock   DVD   02 March 2003 A brutal movie in the best noir sense. Tony Curtis is a sleazy press agent trying to do the bidding of Burt Lancaster, the column writer who can make or break you. Bonus points for lines like, "You're dead. Get yourself buried." This is a classic for a reason; it's d*mn good.

Team America: World Police Kristin Schrock   AMC Theatres: Newport on the Levee   09 October 2004 Not as fully realized as the South Park movie, but still a very funny spoof of blockbusters. As you might expect, it's incredibly crude in places but very funny. Also, marionettes!

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Kristin Schrock   DVD at my Brother's House with no pumpkin pie   29 November 2003 This movie worked hard to explain why there's a third movie when "judgment day" was stopped in T2. Except we all knew there had to be a war against the machines, otherwise there can be no John Conner--his father's from the future. Competent enough, but I did miss bad a** Linda Hamilton.

The Ambassador's Daughter Kristin Schrock   Turner Classic Movies   03 October 2004 Olivia De Haviland stars as the titular daughter in France. She sets out to prove to her father and a visiting Senator that American Soldiers behave respectably while on R&R. There's a wager, some wacky misunderstandings, and a pleasantly grumpy and charming John Forsythe. Thank you, Turner Classic Movies!

The Big Bounce Kristin Schrock   DVD   02 October 2004 Oh, Owen Wilson. You disappoint me. I think we might have to break-up now.

The Bourne Identity Kristin Schrock   50 cent Theatre (the Best thing about Columbus)   18 November 2002 I'm not a fan of Matt Damon, but I thoroughly enjoyed this spy caper. The story took itself seriously, and it therefore had some nice emotional heft. Good fights, too (with no quips thankfully). And it was nice to see Run Lola Run, Clive Owen, and Chris Cooper acquit themselves remarkably. Well worth the fifty cents.

The Brothers Grimm Kristin Schrock   DVD   12 February 2006 Something went terribly wrong with this movie. It has weird tonal shifts, uneven pacing, and bad CGI. Interesting premise executed poorly.

The Cat's Meow Kristin Schrock   VHS   04 September 2002 As you probably already guessed, Alicia and I tend to watch the same movies. I enjoyed this one a little more than she did. About a bunch of Hollywood rich people out on a boat, it's a mystery that's not really a mystery, with characters that have their own motivations. Wonderful performances by Eddie Izzard, Edward Herman, Kirsten Dunst, and Cary Elwes.

The China Syndrome (1979) Kristin Schrock   Turner Classic Movies (31 days of Oscar)   12 February 2005 This tight thriller has aged incredibly well--could it be that the failure of technology, corporate negligence towards safety, and the failure of government oversight in response to corporate pressure are timeless? Also, this movie reminded of a time when Michael Douglas was an ACTOR and not just some creepy old guy.

The Cooler Kristin Schrock   Esquire Theatre   07 February 2004 The Oaf (a.k.a Joey Fatone of 'nsync) makes his third movie appearance. This time he appears as a lounge singer in a sparkly suit in a Vegas Hotel. This movie also feature some William H. Macy nudity, which frankly I can't be in favor of. Despite that, a rather enjoyable Vegas movie which really wants to be about the passing of the old-school Vegas era.

The Day After Tomorrow Kristin Schrock   Showcase Cinemas--Kings Island   29 May 2004 Perry King, of Riptide, is the President, Nestor Serranto is a scientist, and Jake Gyllenhall is 17 year old son of Dennis Quaid. Those are the least unbelievable aspects of this movie. Also, these characters may possibly be the CALMEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, taking the new ice age in stride. Nope, no reason to panic here.

The Gay Cowboy Movie Kristin Schrock   Esquire Theatre (w/Swedish Fish)   06 January 2006 Ang Lee is a master of Longing. The kind of longing that brings characters to their knees. He manages to capture it without being melodramatic. This is perhaps because he allows silence to do a lot of work for him. If the Hulk was necessary for him to do this movie, it was well worth it.

The Goodbye Girl (1977) Kristin Schrock   Turner Classic Movies (31 Days of Oscar)   28 February 2005 I just love this movie--despite the fact that the single mom repeatedly gives up her job everytime she meets a man, thus making her perpetually dependent. If I ever were to write a movie, I want Marsha Mason to play the mom--because, of course, any movie of mine--or novel or short story--always features a mom.

The Guru Kristin Schrock   VHS   06 July 2003 As I had no expectations--other than a pervasive dread that it was going to be a musical--I was pleasantly surprised by this movie. Sure, there was some speechifying at the end that I could've done without, but I think the presence of Jimi Mistry, Heather Graham, and Marisa Tomei made up for it. Marisa Tomei doesn't get enough props for playing women who are a mess so well. See "In the Bedroom" and "Down and Out in Beverly Hills" if you have any doubt.

The Heist Kristin Schrock   DVD   01 March 2003 This gets low marks just because a David Mamet movie should be better. Julie was right. This one is dull beyond belief. The writing is good, but it seems false coming out of the actor's mouths--Sam Rockwell not withstanding. He is always good even with a silly mustache.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Kristin Schrock   DVD   24 December 2005 There was something missing from this movie. I think it was silliness. There's an opening song with Dolphins that I think captured the essence of the book--but it didn't last. Sam Rockwell, as always, was wonderful.

The Honeymoon Machine (1961) Kristin Schrock   Turner Classic Movies   13 March 2005 A romantic comedy with Steve McQueen and Jim Hutton. I love me some Steve McQueen--and he is in fine form playing a Navy Lieutenant who decides to use the ship's super computer to win at Roulette. But I spent most of the movie marveling how much the guy (who I later found out was Jim Hutton) looked and sounded like Timothy Hutton. In short, genetics are creepy.

The Hot Chick Kristin Schrock   DVD   13 August 2005 It was funny, okay? I laughed. Out loud. And often. Is that so wrong? Look, I don't have to justify myself to you people.

The Italian Job Kristin Schrock   DVD--Marky Mark Double Feature   04 January 2004 A fun romp that didn't have nearly enough kissing. When you have two attractive leads, it only seems logical that they should lock lips. But, this did continue the tradition of featuring Edward Norton in his underwear.

The Jackal Kristin Schrock   My Brother's Couch   23 December 2002 This movie basically features Bruce Willis in a number of wigs and mustaches in order to disguise the fact that he's Bruce Willis. And then there's Richard Gere's Irish Accent. Now, I have nothing against Richard Gere but there's no way you're going to convince me that he's Irish. I did like the Russian Woman, Valentina, who has a cool scar on her face and smokes in every scene--even though she's not evil--but, of course, she has to die. Oh, and Gary Hobson's mom plays the First Lady and Jack Black gets his arm shut off in a scene where my brother told me, "You probably want to look away" and I did, but then I looked back too soon and it was all gross and my brother said, "I would've told you when it was safe" because I have a good brother, even though he makes me watch really crappy movies.

The Ladykillers Kristin Schrock   DVD   21 November 2004 Not the comedy the previews led you to believe, but a fun movie regardless with a few chuckles--of the dark variety. Also fun to view it in French (Hooray for the DVD!). The movie hinges on the eccentric characters that make up this movie universe. Tom Hanks is in the role originated by Sir Alec Guiness is in fine form--but, of course, now I'm curious about the original. And if you look closely, you'll see Bruce Campbell who is on screen for maybe two seconds--but I'd recognize that chin anywhere.

The Little Foxes Kristin Schrock   TiVO'd from TCM   22 August 2004 Oh, Turner Classic Movie, how I've missed you! "Either I am walking of these stairs or Max Steiner is walking up these stairs, but we will not go up together."--Bette Davis

The Manchurian Candidate Kristin Schrock   Kenwood Theatre   21 August 2004 What possessed Demme to remake this wonderful movie is beyond me--but I couldn't resist the lovely Liev Schreiber as Raymond Shaw. Beautifully filmed with wonderful performances--it's not often you see Denzel Washington crumpled. But there was an emptiness to the movie--maybe because the first one had some groovy psychadelic scenes to up the creepy factor. Also--the people behind us were from a Seinfeld bit --they were obnoxious, loud whisperers. "What's she doing? She's getting out of the car. Why? She's leaving him." I hate people.

The Matrix: Reloaded Kristin Schrock   AMC Theatre   18 May 2003 This one's all about the coats. Morpheus, as usual, has the coolest and because of that I would follow him on any d*mn fool scheme (who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?). Neo, though, would do to take some advice from another sci-fi friend: "Help them you may, but you will destroy all for which they have fought and suffered."Although this is probably nothing more than a 2 hour preview for the next installment, it was a good time. Even though nothing will compare to my first viewing of the Matrix during which my friend, Ben, whispered to me during a training scene, "Download the electric slide."

The Minus Man Kristin Schrock   VHS   08 November 2003 Owen Wilson and Janeane Garofalo together, not being funny. It's sort of disconcerting. A little too slow for a late Saturday night, but an interesting story about a calm serial killer. Also stars Dwight Yoakham as a figment of Owen Wilson's imagination.

The Pianist Kristin Schrock   DVD   08 June 2003 Revision: okay, so maybe my first review of "devastating" was a bit melodramatic. How about, very, very, very sad and difficult to watch at times. Holocaust movies just aren't a good time even when they dramatize the "triumph of the human spirit" and feature a few Highlander alumns. There. Now do you want to see it, Julie?

The Pirate Movie Kristin Schrock   AMC Theatre   12 July 2003 It's not a peace treaty, but a fun popcorn flick for the summer (which is not easy to come by). Johnny Depp, pretty, pretty, Orlando Bloom, and Geoffrey Rush all seem to be having fun with the swashbuckling with very few quips--which I'm always in favor of as most quips in movies these days are done so badly. Didn't people learn anything from early Buffy? But, ultimately, there seemed to be something missing from the movie--something that I can't quite put my finger on--which precludes me from giving it a higher rating. And, although I always appreciate a good homage to Harryhausen (and Sam Raimi), I missed the stop motion animation on the skeletons. So, unlike ABennett, I don't want to marry this movie.

The Ring 2 Kristin Schrock   In-Flight Movie   03 June 2005 That's right--they showed the Ring 2 on an in-flight movie. I assume they edited it--but still kind of creepy. But I tuned in because of Simon Baker. As I did not see The Ring, I probably didn't get the full effect. Interesting in that 1) Academy Award winner Sissy Spacek is in it, and 2) The reliance on rings and circles in the story which I did think was kind of cool. If I didn't think the first Ring would scare the bejesus out of me, I'd rent it just to get the full story.

The Statement Kristin Schrock   DVD   16 July 2005 I did not enjoy the book on which this movie's based. But I had hoped the movie would be better--I was wrong. The story of a Nazi Collaborator with the Vichy Government who evaded persecution with the help of the Catholic Church. Now he's being hunted by a jewish group as well as the French Government. You'd think it would be better. The highlight was watching Tilda Swinton and Jeremy Northam (as French investigators) working together. Excellent actors in a dull movie.

The Sunshine State Kristin Schrock   DVD   02 August 2003 Everybody is in this: Miguel Ferrer, Lt. Fancy from NYPD Blue, Edie Falco, and even the Blucas (Riley from Buffy) does an okay job as a golf pro. It has intertwining stories of the residents of a Florida beach community where developers are trying to buy up the property. The metaphors and speechifying are a bit much at times (otherwise it would've gotten a 9), but there's something about a John Sayles movie--you can tell he's confident in the story and he doesn't feel the need to rush anything. He just lets the words do the work. And it's always nice to see Timothy Hutton doing good work. And we learn that the important thing to remember is to smile, even when you're drowning.

The Truth About Charlie Kristin Schrock   DVD--Marky Mark Double Feature   02 January 2004 I'm rather fond of Charade so I was interested to see how they would re-make it. The answer: not terribly well. Highly stylized but lacking in the chemistry that makes the original so fun. Also, I'm continually surprised by how high Marky Mark's voice is--especially when he's grooving on his tough-guy-funky-bunch-swagger.

The Two Towers Kristin Schrock   Portland Theatre w/o Cup Holders   27 December 2002 I really, really, really liked the first movie. This one, I only really liked. I'm not all that keen on war movies or battle scenes so I wasn't so much in this one's thrall. But I love me some pretty, pretty Legolas, and I think [POSSIBLE SPOILER, although not really] Boromir's brother is pretty, too. Although, as Alicia pointed out, he is mortal and Legolas will be pretty forever. I know they are all on their separate quests, but I missed the fellowship. My beefs (which are minor) are more with Tolkein and not with Peter Jackson or the actors.

Thumbsucker Kristin Schrock   DVD   29 January 2006 It's a bit too in love with itself--with it's disaffected teen-coming of age-plot. But Tilda Swinton plays said disaffected teen's mom--and I'll pretty much watch her in anything.

Timeline Kristin Schrock   DVD   25 April 2004 Oh, man. This movie is SO bad it's wonderful. There's some time travel, some nifty circular time loop pot holes which are always fun, and Atilla the Hun (Gerard Butler) stealing the movie away from the pretty-plastic boy from the Fast and the Furious. Dopey, silly, and for the most part non-sensical with people in the Middle Ages having the WHITEST TEETH EVER. Fun times (but not as much fun as Congo, another Michael Crichton book-turned-movie).

Two Weeks Notice Kristin Schrock   DVD (part of a movie-tastic weekend)   03 May 2003 Not as bad as I expected, this one is above par because of Hugh Grant, who talks so fast he's clearly channeling Cary Grant, and Sandra Bullock who is game for anything (although they want to convince us that she's not pretty, what's up with that?). This wants to be like His Girl Friday and it comes as close to any other modern rom-com. Also it gets props because the resolution didn't involve the humiliation of the woman.

Underworld Kristin Schrock   Theatre   04 October 2003 My expectations were very low, so there were some pleasant surprises. Very stylish and some cool coats. However, not enough kissing and a bit too much plot. Ben, from Felicity, looks really cute in a hooded sweatshirt.

Underworld--Review Revisited Kristin Schrock   Theatre   10 October 2003 Just to clarify: I will NEVER, EVER, EVER want my female action heroes to be more like the "empowered" Charlies Angels. EVER. I am hurt that ABennett would suggest such a thing. When I complained (and rightly so) that Kate didn't do much--I meant that more often than not she was gripped by inaction, that the camera perhaps stayed too long on her lovely, thinking face. I think, ABennett, that we have to fight now.

Walk Don't Run (1966) Kristin Schrock   Turner Classic Movies   14 August 2005 Cary Grant stars (his last movie) in this screwball comedy with Jim Hutton. There's some wackiness, there's some explanation at the Japanese Consolate and a marriage of convenience (or is it?). Pretty much everything you'd expect from a screwball.

Wedding Crashers Kristin Schrock   Brew 'n View: Chicago   11 November 2005 Owen Wilson is in fine form here (I'm tempted to take him back as my boyfriend) playing the straight man (!) to Vince Vaughn. Also stars Christopher Walken, who may just have the most eclectic resume in Hollywood.

Wet Hot American Summer Kristin Schrock   VHS   30 June 2004 I wasn't able to watch the TiVO'd version with Abennett so a rental was in order. This movie was bizarre and incredibly funny in places. It's rare that a comedy seems so joyful--even when the jokes don't hit.

Wonderland Kristin Schrock   DVD   30 June 2004 The "true" story behind the murder of four people in California in the early eighties which involved legendary porn star John Holmes. Strong performances by Val Kilmer, Dylan McDermott, and Josh Lucas (who does not play a southern redneck), but the story seems to be hampered by the dual point of view--which hampers our ability to identify with any one character. Bonus points for a Gordon Lightfoot song playing over the credits.

X-men 2 Kristin Schrock   Great Escape 14   03 May 2003 More cohesive than the first film, the sequel gets an above average rating (more like a 7.5, but I rounded up today because I'm feeling generous) for some nice Wolverine fight scenes. I'm waiting for the Wolverine movie because, let's be honest, he's the only cool character in the bunch (well, maybe Magneto can be in it, too). Wolverine also wears the grooviest clothes--snap shirts and big buckles. I do look forward to the third one when Wolverine will hopefully face off with his lady arch nemesis.

You Can Count on Me Kristin Schrock   VHS, Cassy's couch in Chicago   22 February 2003 A lovely indie pic about the relationship between a responsible sister and her screwy brother. And my new favorite southern redneck Josh Lucas (the husband from Sweet Home Alabama) shows up as a nasty, southern redneck. Go Josh! Nothing really gets resolved and its messy in that great independent movie way.

Zardoz Kristin Schrock   DVD   23 April 2004 This 1970's Sean Connery sci-fi/fantasy pic was so so bad, it bordered on delicious. I don't doubt that it has a cult following which is the reason it has made the transition to DVD with director commentary no less. Here's the pitch: in the future, the human race is divided into two categories: chosen ones and brutals. The chosen ones kill the brutals at the behest of Zardoz, a god who resides in a stone head that floats down from the skies. But of course Zardoz is controlled by another set of people who cannot die and need the other humans to grow stuff. Sean Connery, outfitted much like Mr. Peepers on SNL, figures out the ruse by reading (!) and then brings death to the immortals, because of the chosen ones, he's THE CHOSEN ONE meant to bring death. Which is a good. yeah, it didn't really make much sense.