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one times
cool experiences
weeeeeeee!
one time i went over to this guy and i was like weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

oh my god one time i went to the movies and this guy said oh my god
i got popcorn and i was like oh my god weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

one time i said hello to my mom and she was all weeeeeeeeeeeee!

yeah and that was funny cuz when i went over to my dad he was like
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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one time i saw this guy on a wheelchair and he was going down a hill really realy fast and he was like weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
one times
one time i went near the water and then i got in and it was all liquidy
and i got wet.

one time i went to school and then my teacher asked me a math question
and i said shoes.

one time i tripped over a rock and i landed in the mud and i got muddy

one time i saw this guy on tv and he was all: are ya ready kids?

hey one time i was asking this girl a question about the windwaker
i mean what is the windwaker? Something that wakes the wind? I mean
why do we want to wake up the wind? has the wind ever bothered us?
I dont think so. So why do we have to wake the wind? I mean it never
bothered us so why should we bothered it?
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hey one time i saw this guy and he was like hi and i was all hi and he said if i went to jenks and then i said yeah and he was all i like hotdogs
cool experiences
1, Drowning) Well i was at the beach in Margarita, Venezuela. I was surfing
with some friends and cousins. so we went in the beach all of us and there
was this huge wave. some screamed PARTY WAVE! A party wave is is when all of
friends and cousins go on the same wave together. but the wave was so big
it was sucking us up far away from the sea, so all of our surfboards got
stuck in the sand and we couldn't get out and we couldn't breath. i tried to
get the leg cord off my ankle but i couldnt. So suddenly my dad who was reading
the newspaper noticed that we were drowning. So he called like about 10
people who were selling stuff. So the whole lot of them saved us. Actually a
guy that sold sunglasses saved me, and gave us a free pair of sunglasses
which was pretty neat. It was pretty scary, i thought i was gonna die. but
at least we were safe.

2, Kidnapped!) Well i was in venezuela and i was walking my dog. suddenly these
two guys come up to me and put me in a car. i tried to escape but i couldnt
so i was two hours in the car screaming my head off. suddenly the car stopped
and the door opened. they took me out of the car and tied me to a tree and put
masking tape on my mouth. 30 mins past and then the kidnappers called my mom.
my mom thought it was a prank. For Proof the robbers put me on the phone
i said in english, hi mom get me outta here. the robbers said she had to pay
a lot of money to get me back and put it somewhere. So my mom did just that
and in 2 hours they dropped me off at the apartment. So that was pretty scary
and then my dad got me a bodyguard. and he was a cool guy. my type, a surfer
dude, so he always went surfing with me and taught me cool tricks.

3, Skateboard competition) well it was a thursday and i had to go to a skate
competition. well most of my friends signed the recomendation form. gave me
300 pts (by the way thanks for everyone who signed it) so then i needed 834
to reach 1st place. my trainer said i had to complete an ollie backside boardslide
to the fakie. which gave me 800 pts. but it was really hard to complete but still
i went for it. And i completed it! Yes! everyone knew i was going to win because
i only could do 2 more tricks. a kickflip was worth 30 pts so i did that and i did a
pop shove it which was 15 pts. So i won. everybody on my side was going crazy. I shook
hands with the girl that got in second place, she looked like she was going to kill
i gave her a look you know that kinda look where you say hey i won and you didnt,
you lost the deal, yeah i gave her that kinda look. It was like the best time of
my life.
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