One Saturday afternoon, a Christmas parade was to happen... it did happen. So, Kyle, Anne, Landon, Ashley, his cousin Matt, and some dude that
looks like a girl went to the parade.
Kyle did get some pictures, but heard more talking then doing when it came to original ideas. So, they did not happen.
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Well, I know you must be disappointed... so.. here is a picture of
the creature that you can feel free to burn because he replaced Alvin.
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- Obviously, there was one really disappointed person.... dog....
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Come here Taz, give it to me..... Err... give the bear to me....
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Would you want to do something stupid in front of this crowd?? Too bad they weren't supporters.
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At least the school mascot is a supporter!!!! Oh, I've always wanted to see a cat-looking cougar pretend that it's
eating a bear... but it's not a fucking bear, it's an ugly, pathetic, poor excuse for a cat that I use for a freaking bear.
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Haha, Simon can't breathe... hurry, someone get to him, and push in, and thrust out... I mean, help him breathe...
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Dirrrty bear... get cleaned!
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My God, I thought you cleaned up your act... now you want to hump the dishwasher? Get in there.
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The only hot thing in your life should be the inside of this microwave.
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Classic pedeophile act.... hide in the bathtub until some kid jumps in and doesn't see you...
Why the hell did I get a cat to do this?
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Awww.... don't they look cute together?
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That's what you get!
She was suppose to be Alvin's wife... now she's his widow...
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EEEKK!!! It's Eiffel 65!!!!!!!!!!!
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This could only mean one thing....
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Now I have a shitty pussy on my bed... Pussy? I meant cat... same difference.
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For those of you that are suffering a seizure from this picture... he's in a vice.....
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For those of you not suffering a seizure, you can see that i actually crushed his neck.
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Voila... home made operating table!
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Lets hail lead-based spray paint!
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Lets stab him with... Cattails!!!!!!!! Haha... a pun.....get it?? Laugh.....
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Hmmm... a frying pan... 500mL of gasoline... 100mL of lead-based cleaner under 500psi of pressure in a bottle.... a can of lead-based paint...
a cat stabbed with cattails, and a freaking stuffed cat. Hope it gives him a little taste of Hell, cause that's where he's going.
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Muahaha Bear imposter!!!!!
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This picture was taken 5 seconds after the bottle exploded :) It scared the shit out of me.... not literally.
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And this is what happens to a sex-driven, dishwasher humping, bear impostering cat. Son of a bitch deserved it.
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Special thanks to: |
Landon Manning- for letting me borrow his camera for the weekend, and taking the pictures with it.
Ashley Ogilvie- For letting Taz eat Simon.
Anne Eldridge- For helping me out a lot. and walking in the cold for 5 and a half hours.
CEC mascot dude... for doing what you did.
My dad- for not being home this time.
And again to Landon, Ashley and Anne for going around town.
And someone else... I'll remember later.
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