Alvins Adventure Three:
Alvin Meets The Snow
On February 29, 2004, Kyle decided to do an Alvins Adventure. He had been procastinating for a very long time, so he got off his ass and called his friend Landon. Landon agreed to come with a desiry passion, almost like when a guy gets asked "wanna get laid?" but not as.... enjoyable... anyways, he agreed to come with Kyle. Where was Matt? At home. Why? Because of a so-called science project that miraculously was already done. Anywho, let the adventure begin.
That Saturday, Kyle and Landon were near Superstore in Truro, and suddenly, it felt as though Kyle had been struck by lightning, but not as funny, they decided to walk over to Pye Chev. Olds car dealership to see what wicked mess they can do. When asked "What's the weirdest thing you guys can do to this teddy bear?" They look at Kyle weird and replied "Wipe my ass with it". well, fortunatly that didn't happen. So, we placed him on a car rim, on a tire balancer:
Well, as you can see, or not see, Alvin went around at least 10 times, then came off of the twist tie thingy, hit the roof "BOOM" and hit the ground, he landed on his ass... aww want me to kiss it better?? yeah... right....
Well, after that, we decided to go over to a fan of Alvin's, his name is Gart. We showed up there with a teddy bear, and ourselves, Gart wasn't around, but Andy and Gart's dad Gary was. Andy decided that Alvin deserved an operation, so why not?
Well, the protege of the first Alvin sort of looked like he just came out from surgery, Dr. Andy decided that his nose wasn't properlly in place, so he cut it off.
BEHOLD... the floating Alvin... well, he's been in pain, so we decided to give him acupuncture in his back.
One day a while ago in November I think it was, my class went bowling, and that inspired me a few months later to do the same, on a Saturday afternoon.
Alvin, looks great, smells great sometimes, I guess he might taste great too.... Comes in many different flavours, like lube oil, or beet juice, or... something...
Now, judging by this picture, you now know that Kyle is a brave guy for wearing a weird hat, but what is he doing with Alvin in an elevator? Could he be the Michael Jackson of teddy bears?
Now, I bet you want the door to close. So it did.
Truro has too many tree sculptures, so we decided to place him with the one of a bearcat, or a cat... or a big cat.. with a hockey stick... weird, i can't even put on skates and yet a bearcat can... must be something in the water...
Alvin oh Alvin i wish i had a color such as yours. Alvin oh Alvin i am doing weird chores. Alvin oh Alvin you should die and burn in hell. But nah, everyone has gone on a vacation, but little critters with a short life span can't, so, we decided to make him feel what it's like to be someplace where it's hot.
oooooo I've never watched the Matrix and never will, but i swear I saw this in the previews:
Look closely, very closely at the road sign. This was very pointless.... so is this site.
Canada, known for it's hockey heritage. United States, known for blowing up countries. Scottland, known for Oatmeal Crisp cereal and curling. Since we couldn't drive a tank downtown Truro, we gave Alvin a little taste of Scottland.
We were in the Truro Curling Club, and somehow, they didn't take me serious when I asked "Can we put this on the ice and you guys do the worst you can do to it?" And leave it up to curlers to think of the most predictable thing possible.... I used to curl. I want to.... But I also wanna kill teddy bears that won't stop staring at me.... Anyways, guess what's next?
YAY he got it right in the very middle, poor alvin, squished between a big, hard, round object, two of them to be exact, and if he was a human, he'd be feeling very lucky if it wasn't in front of a curling rink.
So, everyone has gone to the beach, and built an Inushuk.... no idea what it is?? Just think.... "now, the people will know we were here"......
Now, I guess I'm the Michael Jackson of teddy bears, Michael Jackson is the M.J. of little kids, and Landon is the M.J. of snow things....
I've said a lot aboot Michael Jackson so far, so why stop?? Because he can get his lawyers to sue my ass. Anyways, someone must have had one hard night, or one leaky rest.... find Alvin once you clue in to why we took the picture.
As in the first one, we have to keep a tradition going on.... But pay attention to the driver's door.... I wouldn't give this asshole a liscence.... or maybe I would...
Well, the end is near for this adventure, and this particular Alvin. While we were at Gart's place, Gary gave his a can of lighter fluid. He'll be proud to see that we used it well.
Burn Baby Burn Burn Burn. After this picture was taken, I ran out of film. However, we still have the ashes and his pricetag.
Thank You for watching :)
Special Thanks to:
Dale Mitchell for uploading the last four pictures for me.
Gary Watt for giving us the lighter fluid.
Andrew Anderson for giving Alvin surgery.
Pye Chev Olds
Truro Curling Club
Truro Market Superstore
Town of Truro
and the Truro Police service for doing absolutely nothing.
