The Top Fifteen Most Memorable, Acknowledgeable, Significant or Otherwise Sticks-in-the-Mind-Forever Moments in ZBS

1. Jack Flanders telling himself, "Feet, do your stuff!"

2. Ruby’s introduction of herself, her title and her profession.

3. TJ Teru’s screaming, "STELLA!" in Ruby 2 (Or was that in A Streetcar Named Desire?).

4. The ceiling of the ancient Nulian city in Ruby 1 collapsing on Teru and Ruby once, twice and finally a third time, despite the "reinforcements."

5. Ruby’s torturing Teru with her "mole puns."

6. Jack’s meeting his Aunt Jowls again in Moon over Morocco.

7. The terrifying conclusion of the Old Geezard’s Tale in Stars & Stuff.

8. Teru’s hilarious ad-libbing of the credits of Ruby 1 and 2.

9. E. Gad’s reunion with his sister (also, learning of who she is) in Ruby 4.

10. Sonto Lore’s crashing into Summa Nulla (well, who could forget that?).

11. Will Denison’s reunion with his father, Arthur, in Dinotopia.

12. The Android Sisters’ speak-songs (yep, they have a certain stick-to-the-memory-like-glue quality...)

13. Angel Eyes revealing that she thinks President Coonstar Bootstah is her sister.

14. The Making of the Mist (so funny for such a serious story!).

15. "RODANT, not RODENT!"

"All I need to know about life I learned from ZBS..."

If you wish to see the truth, hold no opinions for or against anything.

"One thing my mother taught me: Don’t let anyone drill a hole in your head."

If you insist upon telling the truth, you had better make it funny...or people will kill you.

Reality is what you believe is real. Change your beliefs and you change reality.

"We need a solid in-between -- because in-between in the center. Why don’t they teach that in school?"

Never go to any planet in the solar system without owning a copy of The Quick-and-Alive Tourist’s Guide to (name of planet).

Never use more dish detergent than you’re told you should use.

"Do you think it’s possible to run in popcorn up to the knees and not ‘step on it?’"

Avoid using a tire iron as a point of focus -- unless it’s absolutely necessary.

"Possess, possessions, possessed."

"Don’t p...(remaining text missing)"

Always remain calm in the event of an invasion of giant insects and ten-foot-tall, flesh-eating spiders.

"The dark is equal to the light. Everything is good. All is perfect."

Always know where to get a good cup of coffee.