Quotes

"I just -- I just don’t want to live my life without ever having lived my life." -- Torin, Intro

"Why, them worlds is filled with nutsos! Malcontents! Psychos! Politicians!!"-- the Guard, The Lands Above

"Pick a shard -- any shard!" -- the Guard, The Lands Above

"Looks like that guy took the square root pie and split! Hope he doesn’t get a 'divide by zero' error." -- Torin, The Lands Above

"So, what’s that thing in your purse?" -- Mrs. Bitternut, Escarpa

Mrs. Bitternut: And who’s that queen of his?
Bobby Bitternut: Di?
Mrs. Bitternut: Yeah! She should! (Escarpa)

"And as this one simple shard completes the connection between the formerly distinct spectrum above us, so too therefore may our two worlds be connected by the...uh...peace, and...ah...understanding that...uh...comes from...you know...ah...like that there." -- Torin, Escarpa

Queen Di: I said, "Beats me."
King Rupert: Well, I’ll consider it! (Escarpa)

"Don’t talk to him, Viscera! He must be up to no good! I don’t like him. Besides that, he’s ugly." -- Tripe the Vulture, Escarpa

"Wow, Boogle. It looks brown and soft and it smells terrible. We’ve just got to get some of that!" -- Torin, Escarpa

Sam: The nays have it! Fire at will!
Max: Will? I thought he said his name was Torid! (Escarpa)

Torin: Do you know how to get to the Lands Below?
Veder: Do you know how to help the area below?
Torin: What? I don’t understand.
Veder: You’d understand if it was you sitting on this stone tile all day and all night! The parts below? The bottom line? The rear guard?? (Escarpa)

Veder: "Uncomfortable" don’t cut it! My seat’s boiling! My buns are burning! Oy! I need relief!!
Torin: Oh, I see.
Veder: Oh no, you don’t see! And you won’t, ‘cause I’m not showing it to anybody!! (Escarpa)

"I thank you very much, O tall, slender one." -- Veder, Escarpa

Torin: Your majesty, I think this tile is part of something important!
King Rupert: You’re right! It’s part of my floor! (Escarpa)

"Looks like rain approaching...huh! I wonder if Boogle could be an umbrella." -- Torin, observing Pergola

"Of course! Do you need logs moved or rocks realigned? (Villages trampled?)" -- Torin, talking to Smetana, the Pergolan chief

"Everyone else is so short and hairy. I was like the Ugly Duckling! Too tall...too thin...hair only on top..." -- Leenah, talking to Torin, Pergola

Torin: I must go on.
Leenah (at the same time): I must go back.
Both: You’re right... (Pergola)

"(German accent) Vay to go, Arnold! But a fiery, melting death is not a good ending for you in this game." -- Narrator, Asthenia

"Let me guess...another console." -- Torin, Asthenia

(Garbled) No way! I’m not giving him no mouth-to-mouth!" -- Boogle, when Torin is unconscious, Tenebrous (I'm not sure if this actually appears in the game. I found it the resource.aud file)

Torin: So...it’s silkworms I seek?
Ms. Plant: Yes, Mister Short-Term Memory Loss! (Tenebrous)

R. Kyvist: Oh, you wouldn’t want to [meet Lycentia]. When I met her, I found her quite rude.
Torin: Rude?!? She’s more than rude! She’s unscrupulous, ruthless, unconscionable, unethical, unprincipled, she’s...
R. Kyvist: Woah. Calm down. (Tenebrous)

Torin: Whaddaya mean, "can’t get to her??" I’ve survived capture in the jungle, vicious vultures, stinking skunks, lava, snails, slugs, you name it! Of course I’ll get to her!
R. Kyvist: Very impressive. What eez dat accent? (Tenebrous)

Torin: The Null Void? I’ve got do go after her!
R. Kyvist: Dat will be a problem. (Tenebrous)

"Dat’s ee-nuff! Eet’s only a ten-meg creestal!" -- R. Kyvist, Tenebrous

Torin: I’m looking for a sorceress...
Carpenter: I ain’t her. (Tenebrous)

Torin: Do you know Lycentia?
Carpenter: No ya didn’t.
Torin: Huh?
Carpenter: You didn’t send me, the union hall sent me. (Tenebrous)

Torin: Have you seen this saw player?
Carpenter: The only saw I saw is the saw I saw with.
Torin (thinking): I think we all "saw" that one coming.

"Ah...I should never’ve hired his fifteen sisters..." -- the Archer, Tenebrous

Torin: Hi there.
Bags: What a fool I’ve been!!
Torin: You seem unhappy.
Bags: He almost killed me! I’m never gonna work for him again!
Torin: I’m looking for an evil sorceress named Lycentia.
Bags: He nearly killed me!!
Torin: Does she live around here?
Bags: Not to mention twice yesterday!
Torin: Is that a "no?"
Bags: He was wucky to have somebody like me!
Torin: You’re not really paying attention to me, are you?
Bags: Someone wid qwick wefwexes!
Torin: Should I leave?
Bags: His body count would be even higher!
Torin: Well...It’s been nice talking...at you. (Tenebrous)

Zippy: Now, are you going to start this relationship off on a sour note?
Bags: Aww, just step aside an’ I’ll do da twicks!
Zippy: Silly rabbit, tricks are for magicians. (Tenebrous)

"What’s da diff’rence? Wand, shmand! Pull da fancy colored silk over me and let’s get wolling!" -- Bags Bunny, Tenebrous

"What! A magician widdout a silk kerchief? Tor-iiiiin!!" -- Bags Bunny, Tenebrous

"’Warm up?’ Did you say ‘warm up?’ It’s really not that cold in here." -- Torin, talking to stage manager/p>

"Heh heh. I’m laughin’." -- the Stage Manager, Tenebrous

"No, not the Null Void (Exactly where I want to go)!" -- Torin, Tenebrous

"Ah, what the Tenebrous! Just give up! Press the fast-forward icon and let’s get on with the game!" -- Narrator, Somewhere in the game (I'm not sure...found it in resource.aud)

"How can you ask for a hint now, when you haven’t even taken the time to explore?" Narrator, Pergola

"The longer you hold down the arrow, the more speed you achieve -- don’t hurt yourself." -- Narrator, The Null Void

"Press the play button to hear Lycentia...and hear her...and hear her and hear her and ay-yi-yi..." -- Narrator, The Null Void



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